Fun Tips For Perimenopausal Women

Every woman's journey through perimenopause is different...but maybe these few hints can help a little.

1) Reading glasses. I buy them in bulk from Temu.

2) A cold pack in the freezer. Your secret weapon against the sudden inferno.

3) A home pharmacy. My pill organizer is the size of a suitcase.

4) Fans in every room. My deco style is now industrial fan chic.

5) Mood swings that feel like a rollercoaster. Please fasten your seatbelts and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle.

6) Extra belly fat. I prefer the term emergency snack reserve.

7) What would you add to your perimenopause starter pack?

Five Signs You Might Be In Perimenopause

1) You’re too hot in the shade.

2) You open your mouth to speak and forget what you were going to say.

3) You cry because... well, just because. You don’t know why you’re cry, OK!!

4) You’ve started organizing your supplements like you used to organize your makeup.

5) You’re suddenly allergic to alcohol, dairy, people, stress, fun and hope.